i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
his face says I’m going to kill you
but his outfit says I’m ready for story time
If Rihanna doesn’t name her greatest hits album HistoRIH i will blow things up
so i was watching the news and this 2nd grader wrote this to the president, vice president, and a congressman. biden was the only one to respond yet. LITERALLY.
biden probably took this straight to the prez as a serious reccomendation
i swear sometimes joe biden is like the Lil B of politics god bless
the last bit just kills me omg luv u joey b
Audrey Hepburn in War and Peace (1956)
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
words to live by
| united kingdom: | [gets 13 points] |
| graham norton: | ladies and gentlemen, we've done it |
YOU HAD ONE JOB SAM
